Me too.
Friday, April 23, 2010
Another Dead Dog Bag to Grace us with its Presence
I don't really need to say much about this bag, although I wish I had found it earlier when I was doing my educational segment on Dog Carriers. I would love to say every fashionista needs this LV inspired dog bag in their closet but if this were true we would be living in a world where Queen Victoria wears cowboy boots and pleather crotchless panties, in public anyways. Long Live the LV Dead Dog Bag!
Dolly Parton Lost her Bag
Denim Disaster
Denim may be a good casual trend to embrace this spring but save it for shirts, dresses and shorts this is a classic material turned to a classic mistake!
Friday, March 12, 2010
When Fluffy Chic turns into Hair-ball Freak
Saying all that I could actually see SJP in her Carrie days looking quite chic with this in her arm.
Cheap Cheerful, Does the Trick
Friday, March 5, 2010
Smacked by Barbie
I know that I should be a little more original and name a few other reasons on why I hate this bag but really the most obvious reason is the best. Barbie knocked you out and in your nightmares you saw this bag. Ultra, bright pink patent with leopard print details, really?
Im all for a bit of bright pink and leopard, but please never together and never like this.
I hate to wonder what idiot is walking round with this bag.
IT GETS WORSE!
Carrying Your Pooch
However if taking your dog with you is serious business may I suggest this sleek and safe alternative.
Being in the dog house is not always a bad thing. This dog carrier is safe and comfortable for your small four legged friend.
Designer Marco Morosini created a ceramic suitcase with platinum hardware so that the smart sophisticated dog owners of the world can always look stylish without breaking the necks of their dogs.
I mean does this dog look happy?
How far would you go for the Perfect Bag?
I can never quite pin point what it is that makes Balenciaga an amazing bag, but they always are. I adore this one, its the Giant Part Time bag in Sahara.
I am telling you I would walk across the Sahara desert to have this bag hang perfectly from my manicured hand. Why would I walk across a dessert almost as large as the United States and risk a horrible death?
Well first if I did make it across ( I know not possible but lets imagine ) I would be skinny enough to walk down the catwalk for Karl Lagerfeld, and second I would have a fabulously dark tan. So I have reached the finish line and the desert is behind me, but I would be a happy woman knowing this beauty of a bag was mine as I take my little piece of the Sahara and my frail malnourished body and strut my way proudly down the street. Because after all a woman with Balenciaga has to be a happy woman.
If you can make this bag look good I will pay you.
Oh Boy was I wrong!
This was not her daughters bag, it was hers. I quickly realized what was going on when she pulled out her keys and phone from this tiny bag of over embellished horrors.
Had she spent too long playing with her little girl and was now incapable of making decisions as an adult? This bag was something that suited her tiny innocent child, not any self-respecting woman. It looked like something from a crafts fair nightmare. This woman was dressed in pretty pastels, perfectly on trend for spring. but obviously a spring had sprung in her head when she decided to purchase and then leave the house with this bag.
Give it up lady, give your daughter the most expensive gift a 3 year old should ever get, because she is the only one that people wont judge for carrying round a tiny piece of crafts fair puke.
Fendi oh Fendi, I do love you sometimes, but what were you thinking?
Handbag Bitch- The first Edition
Welcome fashionistas, this is a place to view and judge handbags and there owners.
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